My wife asked....

[Stinky]

I was watching TV in my gaming room and my wife came in to use the computer. She usually just uses her laptop because she has a satcard. She sat down and asked "Who is left handed that has been using this computer?". The mouse was on the left side of the keyboard.I proceeded to laugh my ass off but did not answer her.

Girls - What is the answer to this riddle?
Guys - You already know.

The question is:

How naive is your wife about guy stuff?

[Rachel]

If my mind is dirty enough to go straight to what I was thinking, then its so you can whack one off while you watch some blonde bimbo get her ass tore up.

[Sonuvabitch]

Keith, I thought you were a married man with pussy at your disposal. If you can't get some poon whenever you want then why get married in the first place? Isn't that the whole point? Or are you one of those "companionship" fags? Gaaaaaaay.

[crackvader]

Adam will die alone in a back alley.

Now answer this riddle: which activity requires more coordination: jacking off or using a mouse?

The answer is obviously using a mouse, so why the fuck would you choose to beat off with your right hand?

[Lucky]

Yeah jerking off doesn't exactly require fine motor skills.... why don't you just use the lefty for the job?

Also I bet Keith is the kind of dude that jerks off to pictures of his own wife....

[Peanuts]

Maybe his left hand is ugly?

[DarthTunick]

Before my brother bought himself/me a laptop, I would always use the mouse on the old desktop to the right..............................I am left handed.

[crackvader]

Masturbating to gay porn on your brother's computer: priceless.

[FORCEFED]

Amish NeckBeard Motherfucker precum splatter on your fingers as you type your resume for taco bell: priceless

[party pooper]

what do yo need the mouse for once the vid is playing?

[FORCEFED]

EXACTLY!!!

[Stinky]

I stayed at Copley Place last night with the wife only so I finally got laid.

Problem solved for the day.

[party pooper]

with the wife only? how did that solve the problem? :p

[FORCEFED]

Are you still in Boston stupid?

[Stinky]

I am home now.